Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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