the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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