let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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