I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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