his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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