Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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