I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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