I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
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