How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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