How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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