She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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