You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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