so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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