I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just gift wrapped bread.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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