That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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