You really coming over, don't trick.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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