great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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