We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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