That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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