Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
