I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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