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Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police

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What?!?

(810): View more from Michigan

What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu

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So you're taking me there this weekend?

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oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

What's the mantra for Sunday?

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I will not have sex with him.

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(904): View more from Florida

She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.

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