neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
