ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
