Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
No subtext here. People are naked.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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