dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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