I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Randomize
