all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
