You can't special order awesome
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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