she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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