I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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