You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
We need to rekindle our bromance
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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