My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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