reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
So gin and wine won't be happening again
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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