I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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