I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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