"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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