i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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