We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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