Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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