Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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