it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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