I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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