just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Is Oprah even human
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
