i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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