Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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