I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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