I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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