the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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