you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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