he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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