There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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