Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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