We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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