Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
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