she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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